AI roast garage
Your ride asked for this burn.
Upload your car or sim rig for a brutally specific AI roast—then get practical upgrade ideas to make sure the next photo hits harder.
One free roast every day. No credit card required.
Sample verdict
“That spoiler is generating more opinions than downforce.”
The RideBurn promise
Savage jokes. Straight answers.
Daily
One free roast, so anyone can put their build on the line.
Clearly labeled
Affiliate and sponsored recommendations are disclosed—no stealth sales pitch.
From photo to comeback
Three moves. Zero mercy.
RideBurn turns the ritual of posting your build into something funny, useful, and ready for the group chat.
- 01
Upload the evidence
Drop in a photo of your car, questionable parking-lot spot, or sim-racing rig. RideBurn reads the details that make your setup uniquely roastable.
- 02
Choose your tormentor
Pick an Elitist GT Racer, Grumpy Mechanic, or Street Tuner persona, then generate a roast calibrated to your corner of car culture.
- 03
Share the burn. Fix the build.
Export a watermarked Roast Card, then turn the punchlines into useful upgrade ideas—from better fitment to a direct-drive wheelbase.
The main event
A roast card made to start arguments.
Save a polished, watermarked result built for Stories, Reels, TikTok edits, and the friend who keeps calling those wheels “tasteful.”
Persona control
Pick your flavor of disrespect.
Switch from a fussy GT elitist to a tired mechanic or shameless street tuner.
Useful aftermath
The joke comes with a wrench.
Get relevant ideas for fitment, maintenance, performance parts, and sim hardware.
Pricing without the upsell fog
Free to get burned. Cheap to stay lit.
Daily Burn
$0
For drivers willing to pace themselves.
- One AI roast per day
- Core roast personas
- Shareable watermarked Roast Card
- Relevant upgrade suggestions
RideBurn Premium
For repeat offenders, group chats, and content creators.
$2.99 / month
Questions from the pit lane
Before you hand over the keys
Think your build can take it?
Upload the photo you keep posting. RideBurn will handle the roast—and show you what might actually improve it.
Roast my ride